Strip 261 - "Always properly prepared"

5th Dec 2015, 1:55 AM in Cave of No Return
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Malroth 5th Dec 2015, 2:57 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
sleeping with weapons drawn has no statted penalty and can save a move action your first combat round if you get ambushed at night.
fellow 5th Dec 2015, 12:15 PM edit delete reply
fellow
Roll for will vs. scratching your nose.
Otaku 5th Dec 2015, 3:28 PM edit delete reply
Otaku
Some penalties I think are supposed to be so obvious that the book doesn't assign them. Both previous comments combined to make me realize there probably isn't a table for using your weapon to scratch a hard-to-reach itch because

1) Players should know better
2) The joy and pain of being a GM is handling such things on the fly because players who know better do it anyway. ;)
fellow 5th Dec 2015, 6:20 AM edit delete reply
fellow
There is a morning wood joke in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.
Otaku 5th Dec 2015, 3:28 PM edit delete reply
Otaku
I thought that was the joke in the final frame. Guess my mind's in the gutter. >.>
fellow 5th Dec 2015, 3:53 PM edit delete reply
fellow
My mind has been like raw sewage for the better part of the week. So maybe the joke was there before I came to it.
Otaku 5th Dec 2015, 3:31 PM edit delete reply
Otaku
Does the feat include a sanitized metabolism so that one's armor doesn't become extra rank from being worn all the time? Maybe autofailing Stealth checks isn't an issue for Zero but... yeah in general play it probably should be. XD

Also potential additional wear and tear both to bedding and armor and weapons. If extra steps are taken to keep both self and armor clean, not only is odor a potential issue but hygiene and related health risks.

Of course this isn't a story where such things are likely to matter so keep it up Zero, just make sure you don't set yourself up for a funny failure because... yeah, that is when it will matter. ;)
DtDoom 5th Dec 2015, 7:22 PM edit delete reply


The mend armor spell also cleans armor. Cast once a day and bathe regularly (create water is a good spell for that.)
Raxon 5th Dec 2015, 3:35 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
"Quickly, Ichigo! Grab my wood!"

"I'm gonna need you to rephrase that."

"Just grab my bottom and pull!"

"Consider this relationship strained!"

I love that series.
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