Strip 081 - "Misconception"

7th Oct 2014, 12:00 AM in Forest of Doom
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Raxon 7th Oct 2014, 12:12 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
Please carefully note that the asshole here is an elf. This explains everything.

Elves are dicks. And are apparently vegans. Vegans that destroy property because someone said or did something that they mildly disagree with.

I had no idea elves frequented tumblr.
Malroth 7th Oct 2014, 4:40 AM edit delete reply


ElfLand National Anthem.

Elf Land, and F*** You Too. We are a race of total bastards.
Inbetweenaction 7th Oct 2014, 7:32 AM edit delete reply


I always thought the half elf where the bastards, brought on by (in my rollplaying experience) handsome-but-racist elf's raping ugly human. (no one wants to be unable to speak (or fake) common, so they all grew up in human towns)

Interestingly, the characters in my group that are the most likely to have loving, living parents that are still living together are half demons, halforks, trollblod and halfgiants.

Even the average goblin PC tends to have had a happier childhood than the elves and humans, not to mention my poor dwarfs...
Raxon 7th Oct 2014, 8:19 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
Dwarves cannot know love, only the sweet embrace of alcohol.
Inbetweenaction 7th Oct 2014, 11:23 AM edit delete reply


On the plus side, they do get pretty powerful due to all the emotional scaring, mental illnesses and alcoholism flaws they tend to rack up.
Raxon 7th Oct 2014, 12:13 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
They get way more badass if you put them in a pit with a bunch of untamed dogs and force them to fight until from the age of two until they reach adulthood.
Malroth 7th Oct 2014, 3:32 PM edit delete reply


Just make sure the pit has masterwork engravings and plenty of meals and booze, **pigtail fiber cloak**s help too.
Raxon 7th Oct 2014, 3:52 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
And nice socks, of course.
Inbetweenaction 8th Oct 2014, 7:29 AM edit delete reply


Did it with a pitt of ducks, although it was more like from early childhood than age 2 (wouldn't that be when they where still drinking brestmilk/vodka drinks?), he had to be old enough to remember the ducks killing his parents and burn down his village.
deltarayedge 7th Oct 2014, 6:42 AM edit delete reply


Wow!

Mr always-closed-smiling-eyes has his eyes open in the flashback!
guy 7th Oct 2014, 9:43 AM edit delete reply


It's the Xellos Effect.
Or would that be if opening his eyes made him scary?
The Chessmaster 7th Oct 2014, 12:59 PM edit delete reply
The Chessmaster
So, let's see... fire-shooting, healing, thinks they can talk to animals, elf... I take it Eli's a druid.
Malroth 7th Oct 2014, 3:35 PM edit delete reply


his race is still up in the air but druid (fire domain variant) is definately the most likely contender for his class, Cleric with plant domain is a close second, and Arcane Disciple Wizard is a VERY distant third.
Raxon 8th Oct 2014, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
I'm actually curious as to why Eli was bald in the flashbacks. My theory was that he was going through chemo, but he's not laying in a bed while the world freezes over, so that can't be right.

On top of that, he's not listening to ICP or chugging faygo, so that's like half the carcinogens in the world off the list.
Fellow 8th Oct 2014, 8:17 AM edit delete reply


Well, the cast page certainly seems to think so.
nathan400 8th Oct 2014, 1:03 AM edit delete reply


"You think you know someone...."
Look closely at the pryo, now look at Eli, back to the pryo, now back at Eli, now look at the ground, back to the pryo, now picture him with closed eyes and a hat. Now look at this strip: http://thelegendarypixelcrew.com/comics/21

Have I made my point?
Malroth 8th Oct 2014, 2:48 AM edit delete reply


only reason i diddn't mention it is because of the elf ears so i decided to wait for the big reveal.
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